I dropped trou and step into the steamy goodness. The workout I just had was my first in several weeks. My look of lumpiness was hitting my ego with a baseball bat so I needed a boost. What I got was a reality check.
That first workout after missing in action is always the hardest but I did it…and this IS MY REWARD.
And also the losing some weight thing. But that’ll come later.
silence. just me and this water and ugh, I need some serious ladyscaping…
No!! Back to…bliss. silence…
SUGAR!! THAT. IS. WHAT. YOU ARRRRRE!
I have goddess hair. I am Lady Gaga on a white horse *whips wet hair across face*
Lady Gaga is way more graceful. BUT ENOUGH OF THAT!! This is my time. *lather scrub lather* aaaaaa…eucalyptus and spearmint. Bath & Body Works, you are my muse….SUGAR!!!
I smell like mint and herbal awesomeness. All the sweat and toil of that 25 minute…okay, 10 minute workout, is just fading awa….
So much for my time….
Maybe she doesn’t hear me…as water jets down on the tile….
I love you!!!
..awww…looks like I just caught another kind of shower….puffy hearts everywhere…
” I LOVE YOU TOO. I’LL BE RIGHT OUT.”
…Right after I tame the wild Winter Chewbecca that’s gotten out of control….
The mind wanders when you take a shower. Your worries become strong demons that you need slay. Being in the shower make it easy to slay demons. Demons hate water. Remember the Wicked Witch? Water was not her friend. I can use my back scrubber to slay my demons.
No steady job?!? SWISH!
Getting a bit lumpy around the middle?! CLANK!!
LEAVE ME, DAMNED DEMON!! I have armpits to make smooth and supple like the girls in the Dove commercials!!
Where was I?
I LIKE THAT RED VELVET…I LIKE THAT SUGAR SWEET…
I really should buy the edited versions of these songs so I don’t feel like a mama failure when my daughter sings “LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO” from the 50 shades of grey soundtrack.
LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO. LOVE LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO. TOUCH ME…
oh man… I’m a shitty mama.
Okay. I’m probably clean enou…
It’s funny how she still can’t say thirsty. Okay, I’m done here. No random hairs. My mane smells of rosemary. My skin smells of spearmint. My body could be rung into a salad.
….That’s an odd think to say…
Until next time, sweet shower. The girl is super “firsty”.