A Mother and her Shower

Apr. 14, 2015 by

…finally…. I dropped trou and step into the steamy goodness. The workout I just had was my first in several weeks. My look of lumpiness was hitting my ego with

You’ve Been Given A Gift. And It Looks Like Some Naughtiness.

Jul. 4, 2014 by

So? I’m not crazy, right? My friend Kim laughed as I held up the object in question in front of me during our Skype session. That clinched it. I’m not

A Love Affair In The Morning.

Feb. 27, 2014 by

You are more to me than just a breakfast. You are what makes a day worth being a part of. I’m very blessed. My days get to be filled with

Write Post, Attract Trolls, Get Death Threats, Repeat.

Dec. 31, 2013 by

Dear People That Make Cruel and Insanely Mean Comments On The Internet, This is the hardest letter I’ve ever written… Ha! That’s a bunch of crap. I’ve been wanting to

Dear Santa, My Underwear Is Trying To Find Religion

Dec. 11, 2013 by

Dear Santa, I need to vent.. I mean, I’m kinda venting already. I don’t think I’m a greedy person but I like nice things. You know from past holidays that