There once was a dear heroine. Most of the time, she was happy and brave but one day, she was miserable as she was unable to watch her favorite TV show because an evil witch wanted to watch The Chew.
She was distraught as only a damsel can be.
But then suddenly, a hero appeared to fight for the heroine’s honor. He approached the evil witch and said…
NO ONE MAKES MY SISTER CRY!!
Oh, did I mention they were siblings?? Anyway, the evil witch laughed manically HA HAHHA!! I have the TV remote and this Minecraft pick axe. I shall never give up my show. Be gone, Hero!!
And fight they did. It took all the hero’s skill and precision and eventually, he wore the evil witch down. The hero prevailed because of his strength and endless courage…but mostly because the evil witch was able to reach the record button before handing over the remote.
Once the fight was done, the hero found his damsel and they went off together to watch Teen Titans. They didn’t even care that they had already watched this episode 233 times before.
And so ends this story about the hero and heroine. They defeated the evil queen, witch, whatever… this time but she would certainly return someday. And they would rise up against once again…right after this episode.