I know it’s not even December yet and I’m gonna get slaughtered for even bringing up EOTS stuff but I have to rant.
I want a Buddy. A Buddy the Elf…on the Shelf.
I mean, our Elf is fine, I guess. Her name is Dawn and she serves her purpose but the amount of Christmas cheer from her doesn’t even compare.
Here she sits…watching over us and waiting to “fly off to report back to Santa every night”. Like a holiday Big Brother. Meh.
Or we could have an elf like this…
…that responses with outbursts of delight of the very idea of seeing Santa….
And talks about his love for sugar, tells amazing stories and burps like a pro (which would delight my children to no end)!
But my favorite would be his appreciation for coffee…
Here’s what I’m gonna do: