Dear Children Of The Modern World,
Your life is tough. It’s a wonder you have the strength to get out of bed so a parent can make your tired ass some breakfast. Then you have to go to school and follow rules. Once you get home to follow more rules, you just want someone to help you make it through the day. AMIRITE?!? It can be a nightmare.
You poor thing.
Don’t you wish there was a guideline to figure things out..starting with your parent’s mood swings?? I mean, they are cray-cray!! So…
…. if you have ever wondered if it was safe to approach your mom or dad when they seem to be a bit off, I have created some visual aids to use in case you are just not sure.
Tape these to your fridge. Post it on your memo board. Print them out and don’t lose them.
Trust me. Your life will be 100x easier almost instantly. For serious.
Good luck and watch those loose bodily fluids..
A pretty pissed off parent.